Men's Remote

I got this funny picture from one of my friends and I was thinking that these kinds of jokes are always about the men side. I would have expected this kind of jokes about what men would want and I was wondering how one remote control like this would look like for a women. That would have been more interesting to see for me, because it would be something new among the thousands of similar mails sent. :):):) What would be on it? What functions and buttons??? Ladies, let me know if you have figured it out :):):)